A proud and confident genius makes a
bet with an idiot.
The genius says,
"Hey idiot, every question I ask you
that you don't know the answer, you
have to give me $5. And if you ask me
a question and I can't answer yours
I will give you $5,000."
The idiot says,
"Okay."
The genius then asks,
"How many continents are there in the world?"
The idiot doesn't know and hands over the $5.
The idiot says,
"Now me ask: what animal stands with two
legs but sleeps with three?"
The genius tries and searches very hard
for the answer but gives up and hands
over the $5000.
The genius says,
"Dang it, I lost. By the way, what was
the answer to your question?"
The idiot hands over $5.
:)